My wife was standing naked in front of the bedroom mirror. She said "I look old , fat and ugly" - " tell me something positive". So I said "at least there is nothing wrong with your eyesight." ...and that's how the fight started.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said 'I want something shiny that goes from 0- 100 in about 3 seconds'. i bought her a set of bathroom scales. And that's how the fight started.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said 'I want something shiny that goes from 0- 100 in about 3 seconds'. i bought her a set of bathroom scales. And that's how the fight started.
