Who said Aussie Rules footballers aren't smart?

[Dughug]

'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

(Shane Wakelin).

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'Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein.'

(Mick Malthouse - Collingwood).

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'I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.'

(Peter Bell - Fremantle - on his University Law studies).

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'You guys line up alphabetically by height.' and 'You guys pair up in
Groups of three, then line up in a circle.'

(Barry Hall Sydney Captain at training)..

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Brock Maclean ( Melbourne ) on whether he had visited the Pyramids

During his visit to Egypt :

'I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.'

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'He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of
what time it is.'

(Kevin Sheedy on James Hird).

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Jonathan Brown, on night Grand Finals vs Day Games

'It's basically the same, just darker.'

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Ron Barassi talking about Gary Cowton 'I told him, 'Son, what is it
with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?'

He said, 'Barass, I don't know and I don't care.' (HYSTERICAL)

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Barry Hall ( Sydney ) when asked about the upcoming season:

'I want to kick 70 or 80 goals this season, whichever comes first.'

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'Luke Hodge - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago'

(Dermott Brereton).

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'Chad had done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator.'

(Mark Williams).

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At least this one could have been ironic?

'We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then
they scored.'

(Ben Cousins, West Coast Eagles).

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'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.'

(Luke Darcy).

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'That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which
was identical.'

(Dermott Brereton).

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'Sure there have been injuries and deaths in football - but none of
them serious.'

(Adrian Anderson).

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'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
thing again.

(Andrew Demetriou).

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'I would not say he (Chris Judd) is the best centreman in the AFL but
there are none better.' (Dermott Brereton).

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'I never comment on umpires and I'm not going to break the habit of a
lifetime for that prat.' (Terry Wallace).

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Garry Lyon : 'Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?'

David Swartz: 'On what?'

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'Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.'

(Dermott Brereton).

 

[rocketaroo]

booo lol