The Pregnant Prostitute

[statusquo]

The prostitute went to her doctor feeling poorly, and after the inevitable tests the doctor informed her that she was pregnant..

After she had calmed down the Doctor asked politely..do you know WHO the father is?

The prostitute looked down her nose at him..

Doc she said, if you eat a can of baked beans.. can YOU tell which one made you fa%t?

 

[Jaros]

HA ha - like it. Picked up a pro once driving a cab part time and had the ride of my life--

 

[The Green Wanderer]

Lmao, the song ' dirty deeds done dirt cheap' is now playing in my head.

 

[Ramjet]

Haha a fart joke.

 

[rocketaroo]

Whats a rooster say? Cockadoodle do! Whats a prostitute say? Anycockwilldo!
:8

 

[k man]

Jaros, you hound dog!! !!!!!! 8)