The pregnant blonde

[Billy]

The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy!

I didn't know why she was jumping for joy. I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, Sally, I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!

I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have twins



Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said...

That was the easy part. I went to ALDI and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!

 

[Martin]

:lol:

 

[Metamorphic]

Oh dont mention pregnant blondes please Billy

Just the other day I was telling my mate Johnno at work how my 8 yo son has just gone and got our gorgeous 21yo blonde neighbour with huge tits, pregnant.

"Dont be stupid", says Johnno...."He only 8 years old, how is that possible"?

"The little bastard went and put pin holes in all of my condoms", I said

 

[Billy]

You are a bad, bad man Mr Morphic!!!!! :lol:

Bad, bad man!!!!! 8)

Aaaaaaw sorry mate, I didn't mean that!
Now just PM your neighbours address to me and ...........

 

[silver]

I was looking at this bit of news on the internet recently.
The sheila is blonde,.... and pregnant(possibly a bit). :lol:
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/pregnant-football-cheerleader-asks-for-17-paternity-tests/

 

[Sandta]

She looks similar to the (mother and daughter)"FREAKS" that were on the channel 7 'Sunrise' program yesterday

 

[Explorer385]

Sandta,

I saw those two. Don't know who could class that as beauty.

Freaks is an understatement !

Terry

PS any news?

 

[Sandta]

They were MUTT'S !!
Absolutely disgusting on every level

Na ... Still waiting

 

[silver]

Janitor and hotdog guy were either at the end of the line/ or queue jumpers,.... or just accidentaly caught up in it all.(ha)

 

[Metamorphic]

I was looking at this bit of news on the internet recently.
The sheila is blonde,.... and pregnant(possibly a bit). :lol:
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/pregnant-football-cheerleader-asks-for-17-paternity-tests/

Yeah, thats her!

 

[Martin]

I was looking at this bit of news on the internet recently.
The sheila is blonde,.... and pregnant(possibly a bit). :lol:
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/pregnant-football-cheerleader-asks-for-17-paternity-tests/

Most people would be embarrassed about mentioning it was due to a gangbang so she probably does it quite often 8)

 

[silver]

Every other day I'd say Martin. :lol:

 

[Goldtarget]

Haha crack up. Soul mate. Not the notebook but love all the same. She looked into his eyes and just knew. Classic.