stevewilko
that's right it was me....
THE BALLERINA
A big woman wearing a sleeveless sundress walked into a bar.
She raised her right arm revealing a huge hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
At the end of the bar a skinny little drunk slammed his hand on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned again to the patrons and pointing around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit, asked, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the little drunk slapped his hand down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina a drink."
The bartender approached the drunk and asked,
"Say, it's your business, of course, if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"
The drunk replied,
"Sir, to me, any woman who can lift her leg that high must be a ballerina."
A big woman wearing a sleeveless sundress walked into a bar.
She raised her right arm revealing a huge hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
At the end of the bar a skinny little drunk slammed his hand on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned again to the patrons and pointing around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit, asked, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the little drunk slapped his hand down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina a drink."
The bartender approached the drunk and asked,
"Say, it's your business, of course, if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"
The drunk replied,
"Sir, to me, any woman who can lift her leg that high must be a ballerina."
