Ive been on the coast, and mainly out of service, so I have a lot of pages of new posts to get through.
But I came across this one, and was sure it would get a laugh!
Talking Dog
A guy is driving around the back streets of Towradgi, NSW (a suburb of Wollongong) and he sees a sign in front of a corner house: 'Talking Dog For Sale '
He rings the bell and the owner, a little old lady, appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there, looking for food.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told ASIO. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a whole wack of puppies, and now I'm just retired. But love swimming and of course gutsing myself.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what she wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the lady says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the back yard.'
But I came across this one, and was sure it would get a laugh!
Talking Dog
A guy is driving around the back streets of Towradgi, NSW (a suburb of Wollongong) and he sees a sign in front of a corner house: 'Talking Dog For Sale '
He rings the bell and the owner, a little old lady, appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there, looking for food.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told ASIO. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a whole wack of puppies, and now I'm just retired. But love swimming and of course gutsing myself.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what she wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the lady says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the back yard.'
