Explorer385
Terry Rushton
A guy walks into a spermbank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.
He points his gun at the nurse and tells her that this is a hold up.
She says "a hold up? This is a sperm bank!"
The guy tells her to unlock the cupboard on the wall behind her. She says, "there is nothing in there except fresh sperm"
He points the gun again and tells her to open the cupboard.
When the cupboard is open he tells her to take the closest sample and drink it.
She refuses so he pokes her with the gun so she drinks it with a grimace on her face.
He tells her to take the next one and drink it.
She hesitates, but then drinks the second sample.
He tells her to drink the third sample. She doesn't look happy but she drinks it.
Finally he tells her to drink the fourth sample.
She drinks it without complaint.
He then puts the gun down on the table, rips off his ski mask and says to his wife the nurse: see honey, it's not that hard!
Terry
He points his gun at the nurse and tells her that this is a hold up.
She says "a hold up? This is a sperm bank!"
The guy tells her to unlock the cupboard on the wall behind her. She says, "there is nothing in there except fresh sperm"
He points the gun again and tells her to open the cupboard.
When the cupboard is open he tells her to take the closest sample and drink it.
She refuses so he pokes her with the gun so she drinks it with a grimace on her face.
He tells her to take the next one and drink it.
She hesitates, but then drinks the second sample.
He tells her to drink the third sample. She doesn't look happy but she drinks it.
Finally he tells her to drink the fourth sample.
She drinks it without complaint.
He then puts the gun down on the table, rips off his ski mask and says to his wife the nurse: see honey, it's not that hard!
Terry
