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Without sounding stupid :8 how do you work that out? I thought it gos by the kilo cut or price per whole lamb.this interests me what you have posted.thanks mate.kiora bro. :D
 
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statusquo said:
ahem..as a kiwi and all...we havn't seen these prices for years! :p

surely the new immigrants can bring their own girlfriends..Baaaabra
Yea but at least we dont have klingons to contend with here unless she's really feral.
 
My Father was talking to a kiwi one day about kiwis always shaging the sheep u know giving them a real good stuffing and what not, and the kiwi was quiet for a minute then he turned around and wisperd yes you know what we may shag the sheep and we fill them with our stuffin too, with a smile on his face he said.
But we then sell them to you Aussies so you can eat them tender lambs,
ever since then iv not been a fan of lamb chops :p
 
I heard that back in 1802 the Kiwis invented the condom.

True, they did this using the lining of a sheeps lower intestine.

In 1822 the Aussies refined it somewhat by taking the intestine out of the sheep first. :p
 
Three Aussies and three New Zealanders are traveling on a train together to a hungi.

At the station the 3 Kiwis bought a ticket each and watch as the three Aussies by just one ticket between the three of them.

"How are you going to travel on the train with just one ticket?" asks one of the Kiwis.
"Watch and Learn" answers one of the Aussies.

So they all board the train, the three Kiwis each take there seats but the three Aussies all cram into a toilet and close the door.

The Kiwis think the Aussies are crazy, but shortly after the train has left the station the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says "Ticket Please".
The door opens just a tiny crack and a single hand emerges holding the ticket. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on.

The Kiwies see this and think its a clever idea, so on the return trip after the feed the Kiwis decide to copy the Aussies and only buy one ticket between the three of them. To there astonishment the Aussies dont buy any tickets!

"How are you going to travel on the train without a ticket?" asks one of the Kiwis.
"Watch and Learn" answers one of the Aussies.

When they board the train the three Kiwis cram into a toilet and the three Aussies cram into the toilet next door.

The train departs the station and shortly after one of the Aussies leaves the toilet and knocks on the door of the toilet the Kiwis are in and says "Ticket Please!"
 

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