Dughug
Doug Hughes
- Joined
- Jan 27, 2013
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Can you spare just $5.00 ?
Ranjitu is a 9yr old boy living in Zambia.
He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to
School along a narrow road on a rusty bike
with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal..
If you send us just $5.00, we will send you the video- its hilarious.
XXX
* I've caught a stray parrot in my garden.
All he says is, "Good morning
you ugly prick."
The parrot isn't yours is it?
XXX
* I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations.
Just had one from
the sperm
bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful.
XXX
* There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market:
Trycoxagain.
XXX
*In a pub quiz the
other day I lost by one point.
The question I got wrong was, Where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently, it's Africa.
XXX
*My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I
booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night.
Problem was she isn't interested in Snooker & Darts.
XXX
*You can justifiably say lots of bad things about paedophiles,
but at least they drive slowly past schools.
XXX
*A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother's got a
moustache."
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Ranjitu is a 9yr old boy living in Zambia.
He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to
School along a narrow road on a rusty bike
with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal..
If you send us just $5.00, we will send you the video- its hilarious.
XXX
* I've caught a stray parrot in my garden.
All he says is, "Good morning
you ugly prick."
The parrot isn't yours is it?
XXX
* I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations.
Just had one from
the sperm
bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful.
XXX
* There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market:
Trycoxagain.
XXX
*In a pub quiz the
other day I lost by one point.
The question I got wrong was, Where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently, it's Africa.
XXX
*My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I
booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night.
Problem was she isn't interested in Snooker & Darts.
XXX
*You can justifiably say lots of bad things about paedophiles,
but at least they drive slowly past schools.
XXX
*A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother's got a
moustache."
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