A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her. She says "Yes, but before we do, there's something you must know. I have never had the sex, but my girlfriends have told me about it." He says that it's not a problem, and they are married.
On their honeymoon, she undresses and lies on the bed nervously, with the covers pulled up to her chin. The man tells his wife that since she's a virgin, she can choose what they do first. She says "Oh, most honorable husband. I am honored to be your wife, even though I have never had the sex, my girlfriends have told me about it, and I have chosen to have number 69.
The husband looks confused, and after thinking about it, he says "You want... Beef wif Bwoccori?"
On their honeymoon, she undresses and lies on the bed nervously, with the covers pulled up to her chin. The man tells his wife that since she's a virgin, she can choose what they do first. She says "Oh, most honorable husband. I am honored to be your wife, even though I have never had the sex, my girlfriends have told me about it, and I have chosen to have number 69.
The husband looks confused, and after thinking about it, he says "You want... Beef wif Bwoccori?"
