Men versus Women

[PabloP]

Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, Which book has
helped you most in your life?
The woman replied, My husbands check book!!

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A prospective husband in a book store Do you have a book called
Husband the Master of the House?"
Sales girl: Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!

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Someone asked an old man: Even after 70 years, you still call your
wife darling, honey, luv. Whats the secret?"
Old man: I forgot her name and Im scared to ask her."

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Pharmacist to customer: Sir, please understand, to buy an
anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ...
Simply showing marriage certificate and wifes picture is not
enough !

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For MEN.....and WOMEN with a bit of humour ??
A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink
& the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.

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There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make
wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.

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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a
wife!"

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COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to
handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot
of improvement!?

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When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really
means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his
sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's
awake! "

Rob P

 

[RM Outback]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :Y:.

 

[Ramjet]

Chuckle. Nice.

 

[Ward69]

:Y:

 

[PabloP]

Not really a Men v Women joke, but close and I pinched it from Farcebook -

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts screaming, 'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'

The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?'

But the blonde keeps on screaming, 'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'

Finally, the manager comes over and says, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.'

The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!'

And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads

'W I N A B A G E L'