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An Irish woman is cleaning her husbands rifle and accidentally shoots him. She immediately dials 999.
Irish woman: ''It's my husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've fooken killed him!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Mam. Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''
*click* .. *BANG*
Irish woman: ''Okay, I've done dat................... Whats next?''
Police went to an address where a woman had shot her husband dead for walking on her freshly mopped floor.
The cop called back to his sergeant to explain what happened. "Have you arrested her" asked the sergeant, "No, the floor hasn't dried yet" replied the copper.
Irish woman: ''It's my husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've fooken killed him!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Mam. Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''
*click* .. *BANG*
Irish woman: ''Okay, I've done dat................... Whats next?''
Police went to an address where a woman had shot her husband dead for walking on her freshly mopped floor.
The cop called back to his sergeant to explain what happened. "Have you arrested her" asked the sergeant, "No, the floor hasn't dried yet" replied the copper.
