The betoota advocate is a satire news paper, has some fantastic reports, all bull dust, every one of them.
Worth clicking the link, and going through some of the older ones, one of the best was an angry cocky who used a .50 cal machine gun, mounted on his land cruiser to chase away trespassers, and it was all legal due to some obscure by law, and the best part is the out rage replies from sometimes real respondents who don't realise its just a piss take!