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From a 5 star hotel in China...
Getting there.
Our representative will make you wait at the airport.
The bus runs along the lake shore. Soon you will have pleasure in passing water. You will know you are getting close to hotel as you will go round the bend.
The manager will wait for you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all his guests.
The hotel.
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down the children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organise social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.
The restaurant.
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.
Your room.
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter every room is on heat. Every room has a balcony of offering views of outstanding obscenity. You will not be disturbed of traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.
Bed.
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take full advantage of her. She will be pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If ask, she will also squeeze your trousers.
Above all.
When you leave us after your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.
From a 5 star hotel in China...
Getting there.
Our representative will make you wait at the airport.
The bus runs along the lake shore. Soon you will have pleasure in passing water. You will know you are getting close to hotel as you will go round the bend.
The manager will wait for you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all his guests.
The hotel.
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down the children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organise social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.
The restaurant.
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.
Your room.
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter every room is on heat. Every room has a balcony of offering views of outstanding obscenity. You will not be disturbed of traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.
Bed.
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take full advantage of her. She will be pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If ask, she will also squeeze your trousers.
Above all.
When you leave us after your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.
