Chicken obituary in The West Australian newspaper

[grubstake]

Published Monday, 4th January:

 

[Rockhunter62]

Almost sounds like something that you would see in the NT News. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers

Doug

 

[RM Outback]

Sounds like the stepsisters will also get to feature in the obituaries too one at a time preceding future dinners :lol:

 

[LONEWOLF]

Did Somebody say KFC ?

LW...

 

[silver]

Every member of the band in the funerary procession had drumsticks.... but it was frowned upon that someone in the group had their breast out where it could be seen by all and sundry

 

[Jaros]

Tut tut tut!!

 

[silver]

I've only had one whine

 

[Cuckoowaif]

I had four chickens last year - Zinger , Honey , Pepper and Ceaser . Alas , the foxes got to them all ......

 

[Deepseeker]

Every member of the band in the funerary procession had drumsticks.... but it was frowned upon that someone in the group had their breast out where it could be seen by all and sundry

I've been waiting in the wings for you to stick your beak in and ruffle our feathers Silver. Wattle you think of next huh? Did you Comb your joke book for those? :lol:

 

[Bush]

Dislexeya !

`it`s a Kerse & i`ve got it.

 

[fwdoz]

I am finding this all a bit fowl. Plucking puns from everywhere.

 

[silver]

It's punny to have a good cackle about it

 

[fwdoz]

I am surprised it's name wasnt Atilla the Hen.

Music they listen to in the coop is by Chickovsky.

 

[silver]

Now that's something to Crow about

 

[Deepseeker]

I am surprised it's name wasnt Atilla the Hen.

Music they listen to in the coop is by Chickovsky.

Speaking of Chicken Coops, somebody told me the other day that they only ever have two doors. Apparently if they had any more it would be a Chicken Sedan......

 

[fwdoz]

I am surprised it's name wasnt Atilla the Hen.

Music they listen to in the coop is by Chickovsky.

Speaking of Chicken Coops, somebody told me the other day that they only ever have two doors. Apparently if they had any more it would be a Chicken Sedan......

I bet they use it to pick up chicks

 

[Deepseeker]

I'm not going to egg you on further, fwdoz

Suffice to say, I have often times wondered why it is that Chooks live in a Chook-run, and Nuns live in a Nunnery. Why can't Nuns live in a Nun-run, and Chooks live in a Chookery??? To confuse matters more, Penguins live in a Rookery, and Nuns are sometimes referred to as Penguins. No wonder so many new Australians struggle with our lingo!

 

[fwdoz]

Surely you are yolking Deepseeker ?

I always knew you were full of goog news.

If we go on for too long, some of the members will be so ova it.

 

[LONEWOLF]

Dead set you fellas are Fowl....

LW...

 

[silver]

I'm chickening out before I get egg on my face !