No offence meant for those genuinely in receipt of a benefit...
This morning I went to Centrelink to sign my dogs up for benefits.
The lady said, "Dogs are not eligible for benefits."
So, I explained to her that my dogs are coloured, unemployed, bone lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their fathers are. They expect me to feed them, and provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first cheques next Friday. Bugger me, this is a great country!
This morning I went to Centrelink to sign my dogs up for benefits.
The lady said, "Dogs are not eligible for benefits."
So, I explained to her that my dogs are coloured, unemployed, bone lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their fathers are. They expect me to feed them, and provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first cheques next Friday. Bugger me, this is a great country!
