An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, do you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it's only fair that you should know five things since you're blind." 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a Billy-Club 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman to your right is a blonde professional wrestler. 5. The person to my right is a blonde weight lifter. "Now think seriously, cowboy... Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?" The cowboy sits and thinks for a second, then shakes his head. "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."
