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Terry Rushton
Teacher asks the class: "if there are 3 ducks on a fence and I shoot one with a shotgun - how many will be left?"
As quick as a flash Little Johnny threw his hand in the air and blurted out " none miss, cause the sound of the gun would have scared the other 2 away!"
The teacher said, "sorry Johnny, good answer, but I was looking to hear the answer as 2 ducks - don't worry though - I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny - who always had to have the last say said: "Miss, if 3 ladies come out of the ice cream shop with ice creams, and one is licking an ice cream, one is sucking an ice cream and one is biting an ice cream - which one is married?"
The teacher, unsure how to respond says: " look Johnny, I am not really sure, but probably the one who is sucking the ice cream."
"Nah" says Johnny. "It's the one wearing the wedding ring miss, but, gee, I like the way you think"!!!!!
As quick as a flash Little Johnny threw his hand in the air and blurted out " none miss, cause the sound of the gun would have scared the other 2 away!"
The teacher said, "sorry Johnny, good answer, but I was looking to hear the answer as 2 ducks - don't worry though - I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny - who always had to have the last say said: "Miss, if 3 ladies come out of the ice cream shop with ice creams, and one is licking an ice cream, one is sucking an ice cream and one is biting an ice cream - which one is married?"
The teacher, unsure how to respond says: " look Johnny, I am not really sure, but probably the one who is sucking the ice cream."
"Nah" says Johnny. "It's the one wearing the wedding ring miss, but, gee, I like the way you think"!!!!!
